she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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