I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
