i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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