Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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