You can't motorboat a personality
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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