we're chasing vodka with high fives
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
