Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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