That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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