you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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