we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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