Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just tell him i said nine months
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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