She's JV to your varsity
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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