I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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