Having a random hookup so left but love u
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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