we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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