tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I want to be your penis for a week.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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