i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She even gives head with a lisp.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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