R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im six kinds of drunk right now
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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