When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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