There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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