If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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