He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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