just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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