I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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