It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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