my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
