What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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