Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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