Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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