Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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