Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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