she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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