We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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