I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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