how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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