If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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