the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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