I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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