Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just found puke in my bra..
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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