I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
honey bunches of taint.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I want a musical about memes.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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