yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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