i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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