Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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