Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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