I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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