Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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