I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Holy shit dude........stairs
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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