I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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