According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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