She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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