Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
