I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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