i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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