Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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